Dear Girl Scout, who brought Peanut Butter Patties to my work,

Thank you for the Peanut Butter Patties. They were delicious.

Your friend,
Chris.

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Dear Employee, upon whose desk the Peanut Butter Patties sat,

I wish I could show remorse for stealing your Peanut Butter Patties. But, I’m not even sorry. Not even one bit. They were delicious.

Caio,
Chris.