1. At any given time, I can learn the name of an obscure Battlestar Galactica actor, while simultaneously debating that actor with someone halfway around the world.

2. I can end the above debate by calling my opponent a “fag-humper”, and speaking ill of his mother.

3. From my debate, I can go to Twitter and post about my “strong” victory in the constant nerd-war of obscure Battlestar Galactica actors.

4. I can celebrate my victory by clicking on a link and seeing a 600-pound German woman getting fisted by three Albino midgets.

God, I love the Internet.