Category: Rants

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with people?!

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I down the beer, only to realize it’s stale. Fuck. It’s past 1:00, and all the liquor stores are closed. Even Wal-Mart, despite being open 24-hours, refuses to sell booze after one. Fuck. Why didn’t I realize I was running dangerously low on God’s precious gift? Who knows. I probably shouldn’t drink. I have to […]

Curse you, Stephenie Meyer!

Just when you announce that you’re returning to Twilight with a new novella, I get ready to blast you for sticking your fans for millions of dollars. But, then, you have to go and do something like donating a dollar of each copy sold to Haiti and Chile relief. To anyone else… I’m not folding […]

Final Fantasy XIII Broke Me…

Well, it’s done it… a game has finally broken me. I hate you, Final Fantasy XIII. I hate you with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. You make me want to play Final Fantasy VIII. That is how much I hate you. Oh, when we started out, I enjoyed you. Your battle system was […]

On Fantasies of the Final Variety

I’m playing through Final Fantasy VIII again. I haven’t played this game in 10 years, and I hated it back then. It’s weird. The premise of the game is decent, though I find the idea of teenage mercenaries a little hard to swallow. But, it’s Japan, so you have to let a few things slide. […]