More On Death…

When I die, I want my last words to be something profound, like “With each passing breath, we move one step closer to the great unknown, that is the afterlife.”

But, I know better.

My last words will probably be, “Are you going to eat that last pizza roll?”

1 thought on “More On Death…

  1. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

    If the last words I hear (doesn’t matter who says it, where or why — it’s all good) before I die happen to be:

    “IT ENTERS WITHOUT PANTS!”

    If I hear that, then it was indeed a good life.

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