My toothpaste has beads of Scope in it…
This means when I brush my teeth, I smell a very strong alcohol scent.
I walk away wondering if that smell stays on my breath…
If, when I’m talking to people, they sniff and say “Wow, he’s blitzed.”
I don’t know.
What I’m reasonably sure, is that it does a great job of masking the shots of whiskey I take underneath my desk.