I learn about more of my friends’ relationships ending on Facebook.
I think it’s possible that my friends just don’t like talking to me…
So, I never hear about the things that are happening in their lives.
Of course, for the sake of my self-esteem, I prefer to imagine their relationship breaking…
Their eyes wet with tears, a burning stinging coming forth…
They’re hurt, and their heart is broken…
Ripped from their chest, and stomped upon the floor.
And the first thing they think is, “This is totally going on Facebook.”