Holes…

Five days ago, I poked needles through my ears.
Or, rather, the guy at the tattoo shop poked needles through my ears.

The inside of my ear lobe itches.
It’s insanely annoying.
I don’t know if you know this, but you can’t scratch there.

Someone suggested I jiggle the earring, to simulate scratching.
I tried it, but it just ended up hurting…
To which, this person replied, “At least it’s not itching anymore.”

Logic.

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