More Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty

“I tell you what, catch me before my morning cup of coffee and it’s like: BAM! death penalty.”

“Okay, I admit it. I killed the man. Wait. I’m not on trial, am I…”

“Is that the guy? Sure. I can help put him away.”

“Yes, Mr. Prosecutor. My wife loved the cookies you sent her.”

“Yes, Mr. Prosecutor. My wife loved the penis you gave her.”

“No. It was on Law and Order last night. Are you sure you’re a real lawyer?”

*To Defendant* “You know, Matlock could get you off.”

“I have no preconceptions. I’ve known he was guilty since the beginning.”

“I’ll settle this right now. Call it. Heads or tails?”

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