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Chris Lawton once fought a bear with his bear hands. And by “bear hands”, he means the hands he ripped off a previous bear in preparation for the later fight. He believes in using every part of the animal, which is why he’s often found walking down the street, offering various animal eyeballs “just for funsies”.

He lives in Western Nebraska, where he splits his time between raging against the machine and existing within it.

A while ago, a friend gave him a piece of advice which changed his life: In everything you do, be more like Prince.

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