Where did the misunderstanding come from? Demanding that we be outstanding and then some. Perfection never was a requirement. Although, some might say we desire it.
The Barista at Starbucks gave me crap about drinking too much caffeine… All three of him.
I was arrested the other night for throwing a brick through a window and looting. I tried to explain that looting is a natural reaction during a power outage. Apparently, throwing a rock through a streetlight does not constitute a power outage. I had no clue. They should write that down somewhere.
Man, if marriage is the prize for playing the game. I sure hope it’s worth the shit you go through to get there…
I started reading Under the Dome by Stephen King today. I’m only a few pages in… But I’ve already read a chapter from the perspective of a woodchuck. I think he should consider writing a whole book like this. I’d read it.
I believe Modest Mouse may be the greatest thing Washington State has ever given us… Well, that and a solid defense against British Columbia. It’s a tie, really.
Does it exist? This concept spoon-fed to us, by Hollywood, of that one perfect person for us. I’ve never believed in it. To me, a relationship has always been about finding someone you feel compatible with… Looking at what you have, and deciding if there’s something worth pursuing. I thought I had found that person … Continue reading “The One…”
The golden calf stands tall above us. We dance in front of the idol, proclaiming devotion to whatever god has taken our focus. The focus has changed, so we say. We aren’t praising a heathen god, we tell ourselves. Our focus is on the one true God. But, is it? The shape is different, that’s … Continue reading “Party Time…”
I went outside this morning to find not a car, but a Frosted Cheerio in my driveway. Stupid Cold.
I present the following. The opening to a short story I’m writing, off and on. I hope you hate it. “I know what you are,” Sarah breathed, moving her lips closer to his. “Say it,” Malcolm grinned. His breath felt icy, as it glazed her skin. Had she been given another second, or so, she … Continue reading “An Excerpt for Your Consideration…”