Test Driving a New Bio…

Chris Lawton once fought a bear with his bear hands. And by “bear hands”, he means the hands he ripped off a previous bear in preparation for the later fight. He believes in using every part of the animal, which is why he’s often found walking down the street, offering various animal eyeballs “just for … Continue reading “Test Driving a New Bio…”

Why I love the Internet…

1. At any given time, I can learn the name of an obscure Battlestar Galactica actor, while simultaneously debating that actor with someone halfway around the world. 2. I can end the above debate by calling my opponent a “fag-humper”, and speaking ill of his mother. 3. From my debate, I can go to Twitter … Continue reading “Why I love the Internet…”