So, in an effort to do something special for the spookiest of all seasons, I decided to write a few pieces this month about a few of the horror games that currently litter my backlog. I started a bit back with Sanitarium, and since then, I have started Last of Us, Amnesia: The Dark Descent … Continue reading “A Brief on Horror Narrative and Amnesia (Halloween Special, Part 2 of 4)”
In a recent interview, Game Developer Warren Spector said he would like to create a Ducktales game. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go clean my pants.
Chris Lawton once fought a bear with his bear hands. And by “bear hands”, he means the hands he ripped off a previous bear in preparation for the later fight. He believes in using every part of the animal, which is why he’s often found walking down the street, offering various animal eyeballs “just for … Continue reading “Test Driving a New Bio…”
Today, we have multiple treats on the ol’ iPod… Lonely Avenue by Ben Folds – Got my digital copy last night. Still a great record. Happy to have the option to listen while at work. Will probably hear a number of things I missed in the Myspace streaming. Interpol by Interpol – Don’t know what … Continue reading “Spinning On My iPod…”
Okay, so Ben Folds’ new record drops on Tuesday. I pre-ordered it today. I bought my first CD in over a year. I realized that I’ve bought plenty of albums, but I do almost everything digital now. But, this… this is a physical CD. With a physical book. I bought it for the book, really. … Continue reading “Lonely Avenue”
This week, Sony officially made me giddy as a manly schoolgirl. ICO and Shadow of the Colossus in HD? Heck. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. … Continue reading “Shadow of the ICO!”
Genndy Tartakovsky returns to TV with a new cartoon. This just in… this week, I will be in remarkably good spirits. Breaking News… These two things might be related.
1. At any given time, I can learn the name of an obscure Battlestar Galactica actor, while simultaneously debating that actor with someone halfway around the world. 2. I can end the above debate by calling my opponent a “fag-humper”, and speaking ill of his mother. 3. From my debate, I can go to Twitter … Continue reading “Why I love the Internet…”
Does my face hurt? No, why? Because it’s killing you!!
I’ve figured it out… The meaning of life… And I’m not talking about some hippie bull about being happy with yourself. Screw that. I’m talking about the actual meaning of life. Are you ready? You ready? You ready? Okay, here goes… The meaning of life is–Ouch, CHARLEY HORSE!!