Dear Diary, I finally have enough money to marry Lucinda! I will be the happiest man in the world. I will ask her to marry me next week, when we meet under the moonlight. I have stored my entire life savings in pots around the house. They should be safe there.
Okay, so these guys were transporting a juvenile prisoner from Lexington to Scottsbluff… That’s a four-hour trip for those of you that aren’t in Nebraska. About halfway, the kid escapes during a bathroom break. I’m sure it has more to do with the ineptitude of his guards… But, I can’t help but picture this kid … Continue reading “Master Criminal…”
Barry: When was the last time Sega did us wrong? Me: Anything released in the last seven years with the name Sonic attached.
You know what would make Mass Effect 2 totally awesome? A cutscene with the antics of Benny Hill.
As the title implies, I am currently glued to my TV screen… Upon where I follow the adventures of one Commander Shepard. Though, I’m kind of confused. Commander Shepard is pronounced dead at the beginning of the game. (Spoiler alert… that was a spoiler.) Yet, when he shows up two years later, clearly not dead… … Continue reading “On the Mass of Effects Going On Here…”
I started reading Under the Dome by Stephen King today. I’m only a few pages in… But I’ve already read a chapter from the perspective of a woodchuck. I think he should consider writing a whole book like this. I’d read it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIR5bcpr-X8 Honestly, there’s nothing snarky or funny I could write, to make this any better. This is quite possibly the best thing Hollywood has ever thought of.
I guess my work doesn’t find my blog work appropriate. When I go to the homepage, the proxy blocks it. It’s weird, though, because the dashboard, where I write the updates, remains clear. So, I guess, it’s not okay to visit my blog, but it’s okay to write. You’re sending me mixed signals here, work.
In this epic review, I take on the game, about a basketball star, which wasn’t Shaq-Fu. Also, Ideal Comics, my comic book company, has decided to run our first serialized novel, written by myself and some other guy. You can read the first chapter at our site. It’s classic, sci-fi pulp stuff.
I learn about more of my friends’ relationships ending on Facebook. I think it’s possible that my friends just don’t like talking to me… So, I never hear about the things that are happening in their lives. Of course, for the sake of my self-esteem, I prefer to imagine their relationship breaking… Their eyes wet … Continue reading “BRB, Facebooking — :*(“