My office is on lockdown… What this means, is that access to the building is restricted… If you don’t have your badge, you have to go through the front door… You have to deal with the receptionist, signing in and what not. Usually, this happens, when there’s fear of a rampaging ex-employee… Or an enraged … Continue reading “Lockdown…”
(A Brief Excerpt from my Upcoming Sci-Fi Novel–a Story of Intrigue and Twists and Turns, in the Future!) The Corporation was evil! He knew that now. But, it was still a shock. Sure, they killed babies, occasionally, but those babies usually deserved it. And the puppies they kicked — it was all in self-defense. But, … Continue reading “The Evil Corporation – An Excerpt”
I named one of my wisdom teeth, Frank. Frank and I were best friends, ready to take on the world. Yesterday, Frank’s time on this earth came to a halt… As he was ripped from my mouth, by a man with a mask. No more walks on the beach… No more bags of chips, which … Continue reading “Goodbye, Frank…”
I’m watching Roseanne. I love the humor in this show. It’s not laugh-out-loud hilarious. But, their method of getting you to laugh intrigues me. Taken by themselves, none of the jokes are really that funny. But, if you surround them with the most depressing situations… Your viewers will look for ANY opportunity to laugh. And … Continue reading “*Blues Opening*”
I’ve never been in love. But, I am curious about it. So, I decided to study John Hughes films and anime, both of which liberally throw the word around. So, what have I learned? In anime, they tell us that love conquers all. But, they also tell us, we’ll fight wars in the future with … Continue reading “On Love…”
My toothpaste has beads of Scope in it… This means when I brush my teeth, I smell a very strong alcohol scent. I walk away wondering if that smell stays on my breath… If, when I’m talking to people, they sniff and say “Wow, he’s blitzed.” I don’t know. What I’m reasonably sure, is that … Continue reading “Liquored Up”
I have over four hundred songs on my Christmas Mix this year. The genres range from rock to country to reggae. It is a collection of random Christmas music pulled from various CDs, LPs and Cassettes. Here are some random thoughts concerning the mix… Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC is the greatest Christmas song … Continue reading “Chris’ Christmas Mix 2009 Extravaganza!!”
I stood behind a guy in line for a greasy cheeseburger at the County Fair His skin was thickened leather, and his voice, a remainder of countless cigarettes. Everything he talked about was a son’a’bitch. This was a son’a’bitch. That was a son’a’bitch. He ordered his cheeseburger, and now he was waiting for the son’a’bitch. … Continue reading “Son’a’Bitch — An Allegorical Tale”
Dear Amazon.com, Selling Modern Warfare 2 for $59.99 on Cyber-Monday is not a “special deal”. Everywhere sells it for $59.99, every day. You’ve just sold it for normal price. Does this sort of thing ever work?
The hot tub at the hotel is not hot. The heating mechanism is out. This really makes it more of a “tepid tub”. And that’s just a terrible way to sell a hotel room.