Has anyone ever choked to death on ice? And, if so, would the cause of death be listed as “drowning”? I think about this sort of thing a lot.
As the title implies, I am currently glued to my TV screen… Upon where I follow the adventures of one Commander Shepard. Though, I’m kind of confused. Commander Shepard is pronounced dead at the beginning of the game. (Spoiler alert… that was a spoiler.) Yet, when he shows up two years later, clearly not dead… … Continue reading “On the Mass of Effects Going On Here…”
Where did the misunderstanding come from? Demanding that we be outstanding and then some. Perfection never was a requirement. Although, some might say we desire it.
The Barista at Starbucks gave me crap about drinking too much caffeine… All three of him.
I was arrested the other night for throwing a brick through a window and looting. I tried to explain that looting is a natural reaction during a power outage. Apparently, throwing a rock through a streetlight does not constitute a power outage. I had no clue. They should write that down somewhere.
Man, if marriage is the prize for playing the game. I sure hope it’s worth the shit you go through to get there…
I started reading Under the Dome by Stephen King today. I’m only a few pages in… But I’ve already read a chapter from the perspective of a woodchuck. I think he should consider writing a whole book like this. I’d read it.
I believe Modest Mouse may be the greatest thing Washington State has ever given us… Well, that and a solid defense against British Columbia. It’s a tie, really.
Does it exist? This concept spoon-fed to us, by Hollywood, of that one perfect person for us. I’ve never believed in it. To me, a relationship has always been about finding someone you feel compatible with… Looking at what you have, and deciding if there’s something worth pursuing. I thought I had found that person … Continue reading “The One…”
The golden calf stands tall above us. We dance in front of the idol, proclaiming devotion to whatever god has taken our focus. The focus has changed, so we say. We aren’t praising a heathen god, we tell ourselves. Our focus is on the one true God. But, is it? The shape is different, that’s … Continue reading “Party Time…”