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The Stars Above

Posted on December 1, 2009by Christopher Lawton

Blood spills out into the street, accompanied by life. How can this happen, they scream Their voices echo into the starry night above. ‘Because,’ the stars return, ‘your souls are dark. And without My light, they fester.’

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Cyber-Monday

Posted on November 30, 2009by Christopher Lawton

Dear Amazon.com, Selling Modern Warfare 2 for $59.99 on Cyber-Monday is not a “special deal”. Everywhere sells it for $59.99, every day. You’ve just sold it for normal price. Does this sort of thing ever work?

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On Love.

Posted on November 29, 2009by Christopher Lawton

When I can’t get any lower… When I think I’ve hit the bottom… When I’m convinced things can’t get any worse… Jesus Christ, Your love floors me.

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The “Hot Tub”…

Posted on November 28, 2009by Christopher Lawton

The hot tub at the hotel is not hot. The heating mechanism is out. This really makes it more of a “tepid tub”. And that’s just a terrible way to sell a hotel room.

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Blackest of Fridays…

Posted on November 27, 2009by Christopher Lawton

Lines, Lines and More Lines. Car is parked, door is open. Screw you, Black Friday. —-It’s a haiku.

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On Thanksgiving…

Posted on November 26, 2009by Christopher Lawton

I often wonder if turkeys fear Thanksgiving. If, when September rolls around, they begin to sweat. They look at a calendar, their eyes glazing over. They look into the future, and all they see is a roaster. I think about this sort of thing a lot. And then I put the piece of turkey in … Continue reading “On Thanksgiving…”

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A Fashion Statement

Posted on November 25, 2009by Christopher Lawton

I sometimes wish I had horns on my face. Not for some religious reason, or anything. I just think it would be awesome to walk down the street and hear everyone say, “Hey, that guy has horns on his face.”

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